Webisodes

You could at least say, “Excuse me.”


Could a social faux pas be the way to end pet overpopulation—well, until everyone spays or neuters their pets, that is? We think so! That’s why our crackerjack team of some of the biggest and brightest stars in the world of science (these dudes named Ben and Jess) have developed our latest HelpJoey.com gadget. But remember, whoever smelt it, dealt it.

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Learning Respect


Mr. Bobo was a troubled lad before he met us. But thanks to some love and support from his family and a conversation with HelpJoey.com, now we believe he’s on the path to purity.

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Let’s Talk About The Sex


We know that talking to your beloved pet about the S-E-X can be difficult. That’s why we’re making it easy for you. Just read our book, “How to Talk to the Cats and Dogs About the Birds and the Bees,” and you’ll learn how to teach your anipals the virtues of being virtuous. Look for it on Amazon today... well, actually don’t.

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Humpables!


At HelpJoey.com, we’re trying to do everything we can to stop dog-on-dog and cat-on-cat action. But dog-on-Humpable or cat-on-Humpable lovin’, we’re totally ok with. There has never, ever been a case of a Humpable getting pregnant.

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Purity Collars


Purity collars, they just don’t represent your pet’s pledge to abstain from the freaky deaky, they’re also quite a fashion statement. (Not yet available in stores).

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Learning their language


Guess this makes HelpJoey bilingual. Kind of. Sort of. Watch as he figures out how to communicate with the felines and get them to stopchasingtail.

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Dogs gone wild


If you know any cats and dogs who aren’t spayed or neutered and who like constantly  get it on, let us know, HelpJoey now does housecalls. We’ll get those pets to stopchasingtail.

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sniff-sniff


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there goes the neighborhood


You know our mission is to stop animal overpopulation, so we’ve been hard at work making sure that cats and dogs aren’t having any special sexy time. Enjoy the first webisode. Finally. Make sure you check back at our site often for more.

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My First Webisode


Just starting the day out and wanted to say hey from the road.

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