Nothing breaks up cat-on-cat romance like squirrels, crinkly things, and the sight of the vacuum.
If I have to, I will bribe every last one of those felines into not having intercoursel relations with one another ever again. (The funny thing is, I’m allergic to tuna so i was totally risking my life here.)
When the dog that lives here brings his girl back to his place, I’ll just pop out and stop any potential puppy-making that’s about to go on. And if I have to, I’ll wait hours. I wonder if this doghouse has WIFI.
So for the last 47 hours I was hiding in the bushes in a popular cat hangout making sure no one had any funny ideas about getting their freak on. Mission accomplished. Plus, it gave me an excuse to reuse my Halloween costume from a couple years ago.