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This will get them running.


Nothing breaks up cat-on-cat romance like squirrels, crinkly things, and the sight of the vacuum.

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The perfect Patriot of Pet Purity Disguise


I’d rather have the dogs chasing me than chasing tail.

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Bribing Them


If I have to, I will bribe every last one of those felines into not having intercoursel relations with one another ever again. (The funny thing is, I’m allergic to tuna so i was totally risking my life here.)

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No Humping Zone


If you want to get your message out there, you have to know where your target audience hangs out.

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Runs With Dogs


I figure if they’re too tired to think about the sex, they’re too tired to be doing the sex.

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In The Doghouse


When the dog that lives here brings his girl back to his place, I’ll just pop out and stop any potential puppy-making that’s about to go on. And if I have to, I’ll wait hours. I wonder if this doghouse has WIFI.

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Stakeout


So for the last 47 hours I was hiding in the bushes in a popular cat hangout making sure no one had any funny ideas about getting their freak on. Mission accomplished. Plus, it gave me an excuse to reuse my Halloween costume from a couple years ago.

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