Monthly Archives: January 2011

You could at least say, “Excuse me.”


Could a social faux pas be the way to end pet overpopulation—well, until everyone spays or neuters their pets, that is? We think so! That’s why our crackerjack team of some of the biggest and brightest stars in the world of science (these dudes named Ben and Jess) have developed our latest HelpJoey.com gadget. But remember, whoever smelt it, dealt it.

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Learning Respect


Mr. Bobo was a troubled lad before he met us. But thanks to some love and support from his family and a conversation with HelpJoey.com, now we believe he’s on the path to purity.

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Bribing Them


If I have to, I will bribe every last one of those felines into not having intercoursel relations with one another ever again. (The funny thing is, I’m allergic to tuna so i was totally risking my life here.)

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No Humping Zone


If you want to get your message out there, you have to know where your target audience hangs out.

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Runs With Dogs


I figure if they’re too tired to think about the sex, they’re too tired to be doing the sex.

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In The Doghouse


When the dog that lives here brings his girl back to his place, I’ll just pop out and stop any potential puppy-making that’s about to go on. And if I have to, I’ll wait hours. I wonder if this doghouse has WIFI.

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Stakeout


So for the last 47 hours I was hiding in the bushes in a popular cat hangout making sure no one had any funny ideas about getting their freak on. Mission accomplished. Plus, it gave me an excuse to reuse my Halloween costume from a couple years ago.

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