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Monthly Archives: January 2011
Mr. Bobo was a troubled lad before he met us. But thanks to some love and support from his family and a conversation with HelpJoey.com, now we believe he’s on the path to purity.
If I have to, I will bribe every last one of those felines into not having intercoursel relations with one another ever again. (The funny thing is, I’m allergic to tuna so i was totally risking my life here.)
When the dog that lives here brings his girl back to his place, I’ll just pop out and stop any potential puppy-making that’s about to go on. And if I have to, I’ll wait hours. I wonder if this doghouse has WIFI.
So for the last 47 hours I was hiding in the bushes in a popular cat hangout making sure no one had any funny ideas about getting their freak on. Mission accomplished. Plus, it gave me an excuse to reuse my Halloween costume from a couple years ago.