One of the things we’d like our fellow pet purity patriots to do is help us build awareness for the issue at hand, which is the need to get all pets spayed and neutered (this is truly the only way to eliminate the animal overpopulation problem we have in this country). Which is why we’re asking for your help today. Remember those old mad-libs games? Well, this is sort of like that, but for the social media age. We ask the all of our crusaders of kitty and canine chastity to post in their facebook status or tweet...
“I get them to #stopchasingtail by...” And then you fill in the blank.
For instance, “I get them to #stopchasingtail by bribing them with trips to the pet spa.”
Or, “I get them to #stopchasingtail by promising them wet food every meal for a week.”
Or “I get them to #stopchasingtail by telling them to take a cold shower.”
Easy... and yes, we know, a little weird. But hopefully when your friends and followers read this, it will intrigue them and want them to join the mission.